Weirder and Weirder in Walla Walla as Wickidity Continues to Rise

Video of recent Walla Walla dance hex:

It's been a long time since Walla Walla experienced it's last Wickidity attack, and most here had all but forgotten that such a thing even existed. The Wicked Witch formerly known as the Wicked Witch of Walla Walla, then the Wicked Witch of Western Washington, and more recently, as the Wicked Witch of West Texas seems to have taken a renewed interest in the area. Just yesterday a dance craze broke out down town that left several unlucky dancers with dance related injuries. West Texas, meanwhile, has seen no anomalous activity. For West Texas that is the anomaly as the Wicked Witch of West Texas has spent the last eight years tormenting the area with hex after curse after enchantment. Yesterday one professor Prattle who disappeared last year after being turned into a blue lipped fence gecko when he inadvertently insulted the Wicked Witch of West Texas wandered into Nowhere confused, disoriented and still without the power of speech. JimBob Jamison also returned in his former shape, though still smelling like the skunk he's been for the past two years after he mistakenly served a certain Witch brisket when she wanted ribs. In fact, all over the Nowhere area things that were formerly fracked up by our least favorite Wickidity practitioner are returning to their former normal state.

We are continuing to combat the sudden Walla Walla Wickidity surge which most believe is related to the statement made to Lulu at the end of her time in Sugarland, which was recounted in Lulu Lopez vs. the Wicked Witch of West Texas -- Adventure in Sugarland. The witch, at the end of that strange episode, spoke these enigmatic words to poor Lulu: "I'll be back." The subsequent visit by Lulu to the environs of West Texas and her suspected theft of a certain cinnamon sports broom may also have some bearing. Surely we'll find the time to chronicle the events that may unfold over the coming days and weeks in our most purple manner, so stay tuned watchers of Wickidity. Things could get really strange and florid and sordid and horrid.

Unusual Spike in Wickidity Detected in Walla Walla. Lulu in Hiding

It seems the rumors were true. West Texas has been experiencing a period of unprecedented normalcy, while there has been a sudden uptick in anomalous weirdness up Walla Walla way. We're speeding toward Walla Walla today to investigate. Stay tuned.

Setting Off on a Creepy Voyage to Parts Unnamed

Yes, we find ourselves fleeing today the confines of our dungeon. The dungeon, was, as you all know, our temporary digs after abandoning the Black Mansion to it's eternal bewitchment and hauntings. We can hear the screams of the restless dead even as we set out, begging us to stay and brook their torments unto madness. We've stowed the coffin and other accoutrements of our strange trade in the hold and the voyage has begun. Many thanks to the locals who gifted us with so many thorny branches on our departure. This could be a long strange trip.

The Von Drats at the Black Mansion Final Abandonment Party

Of course, as we make ready to abandon this rickety old haunted heap, we must take a moment to celebrate the many, many moments of Wickidity opposition that have taken place in this horrid house. The Von Drats stopped in to aid in the creepy merriment. Dance along Lulu.

A Journey is Nigh

The travails of escaping West Texas are well documented in this video from our friends of the Zombie Surf Camp. It's a long road ravaged by armadillos, javelinas, chupacabras and worse. The stars indicate we shall prevail, however. Our next top secret location has been chosen because of whisperings and natters regarding the Wicked Witch of West Texas and her future plans. It seems a name change is about to be in order, but that's really all we can say right now. Well, there is one more thing: Look out Lulu.

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