Resistance is Not Believing the Lies

 

Time

 To resculpt time. The rhizome is always the message, but know what makes it’s skeins. 

Beauty is Rebellion

 

They know how much power there is in art. That’s why they’ve slimed it so thoroughly. But we still have magic at our fingertips if we care to claim it. We have it in all joyous creation. Play with the cosmos and the cosmos will play. It loves a good joke and it loves novelty. Do something just because you wish to see that thing, and make sure it adds to the sum total of beauty in the world because contributing to ugliness is redundant. 

New Unicorn News

Immediately after posting the latest Herb iteration, this was spotted. Also, after a long strange move, we're hoping, all of us, to get back to the productive work of creating weirdness to which this blog has long been dedicated. A new Herb with an instant sync looks promising. Also, several impressive tumbleweeds came through these parts yesterday, indicating an opening of the way, so the laboratory appears to be once again active. 

Time Travel All Over Again

 The Phoenix Lodge weird science division has been working on ever more novel modes of time travel of late, which naturally includes a powerful dance component. Yeah, we’re dancing The Time Warp again, among other things and asking future selves for better ideas in the past. Of course, anyone can do this, if they would only try. Other times only seem remote, but that’s why we invented The Medusa Recordex, which contains all memory through multiple dimensions, so selecting better ideas becomes a matter of looking for them. This was related to Zelda del West in 2016 by means of a communication from another realm. The Medusa Recordex, as we’ve explained elsewhere, is a component of The Hoodoo Altar, which is itself a material product of  synchronic mystical physics of an inexplicable nature. Having finally seen the latest installment of the Bill and Ted saga, Zelda del West, Lulu and the Witch have joined forces yet again to cast another dance craze hex on the entire universe. It’s an excellent time to dance.

Sync-Machine

Synchgeneration experiments are slated to begin again. The Phoenix Lodge weird science division is designing another set of experiments in sync generation. Projects  have included Herb the Battle Unicorn, the concept for which arrived in 2016, and eventually begat the Herb the Battle Unicorn — The Action Figure  work. Since the beginning of this working, trends have more than confirmed the success of the working, which has borne fantastic results on the mundane reality side. The other experiment is The Hoodoo Altar, which is essentially a self-generated occult super-computer, it’s very own hyperstitional creation which has been a conduit for many types of weird science experiments. What we are now working on is to involve a mail-art component, redolent of our Church of Subgenius roots. We’ll be reporting more on the progress of this project soon. 

The Internet Crashed All Over the World

 

And, ironically, awoke when I did. The Experiment continued. BRWW1984

Virtual Existence will have overtaken the external and substituted its fake systems and machinic life. A time when the nanosystems that inhabit our bodies will have replaced each aspect of our organic for anorganic substratum’s and we will be processed desiring machines bounded by the pure systems of command and control of a Total Algorithmic Environment (TAE).