Advice from West Texas: Don't Get Your Sister Twisted

Because if you get your sister twisted things can take a torturous turn. Truly. Kinky has this to say on the subject, as they are today sojourning in these parts and have seen sister twisting up close. You'll note it's a veritable apocalypse, which means it's about normal for these parts. But you don't want any West Texas breaking out in other locales, so, again, don't twist, or otherwise tear, mar or fold your sisters. It only makes em mean.