So Colossal it Must Be a Many Waters Fashion Report

Teleportation of large anvils is the rage courant in the New Black Mansion as we look to a smashing Spring extravaganza of spangled space-themed metallics in the mixed prints mix. It's all a whimsical interpretation of the ancient myth of the twin cats of Schrodinger, but the cats are really anvils, which are alive and dead. It's an oblique reference that's best not to approach without sequins for a trompe l'oeil affect effect. Stay tuned for further reports on the fashion situation as it evolves here in the Many Waters, aka, Walla Walla.